Gary Rimmer' Home Page

This is my School Badge

Deyes Lane School, Maghull, Mereeyside, UK

I go to school here when i can be arsed.

I am a paedophile, so parents, lock up yer kids.

Keep your doors secure cos im a theif too.

I also steal cars and vandalise people's property.

Merseyside Police and the Courts know me of old.

I have my own padded cell.

I will be locked up for many years shortly.

Maghull residents can then celebrate.

I may even die in a crash inferno whilst joy-riding.

My parents should have had an abortion really.